Welcome to the relaunch of Offsprung's product blog! The original Meconium, written by this guy
way back when, had the following mission:Your baby comes into this world
with nothing, and the world then attempts to overcompensate by offering an unending parade of crap, causing the dreaded Babies R Us Breakdown. Should you purchase the new stroller with built-in bottle warmer, or spend that money on a weekend in Vegas? Meconium (Latin for the crap that comes with your baby) will tell you when to buy and when to double down.
We hope to live up to those high standards.
We are looking for products, news, information and hilarity that may be as useful to parents as the blog name suggests. We are not not necessarily looking for bad, just for funny. We may on occasion do a serious review or give out useful information, but don't count on it, it's probably an accident. Now on to our first products.
Would you like to cover yourself and your kids in
new ways? Determined to stand out and be noticed? You're in luck, thanks to the nice people on the internet. First off, cute little Iceland hopes you'll bail them out of their financial crisis
by paying $95.00 for this
Fortunately they are NOT available in all white, so you don't have to worry about Greenpeace whisking away your seal-garbed brood for safe keeping. They are also available for the whole family, as advertised by this tragic tale of loss
If you'd like to spend a little more on something that looks like a Snuggie
, but prefer something a little more Morlock-y, this sack might do you righ
Apparently made for oddly conjoined twins, this gray papoosed number will work great at Halloween, too!
If any Offsprung members spot a good product or want to contribute a post, please message Meconium from the profile page