I just found my mortal enemy on FB. He is a friend of a friend of mine - no surprise, we had a number of small seminar classes together in college. He's a fan of Sarah Palin. He's one of those homeschool kids that give perfectly wonderful homeschooled kids and their families a bad name. His mother objected to my being in one of our honors courses, because I was older, married, and possibly a corrupting influence as we were talking about some risque subjects - secular art. Did I mention that this was a Senior Honors Philosophy and Religion seminar? He wasn't the least bit chagrined that his mommy called, but he was a bit pissed that the professor practically hung up on her to call me and laugh.
OK, I feel better. I will likely never see this slug again, but seeing his smarmy face on my computer screen set me off. And I'm trying to talk to my cat less, lest I turn into a crazy cat lady.
ETA - I forgot to mention that I lived across the street from this guy for a year. If I had a drink, I had to make sure that he couldn't see me through my windows, or he'd turn me in for violating the university's morality policies. It was Baptist, but dancing was peachy.
And he has 6 consonants in his last name, with only 2 vowels. I'm more Germanic than most, but at least I have the decency to have better vowel distribution. Now I'm really done. It can't get more petty than that. :)