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zombiemom replied to Pauperfamilias's discussion 'A Little Bragging'"I'm not exactly proud, but I'm thankful that Sam has taken naps that were well over two hours, both yesterday and today. And he's still napping now! Go Sam!
This has allowed me to get a great deal of business and pleasure done in the…"
zombiemom replied to DLBK's discussion 'Gender selection'"If it was as easy as flipping a switch, then I would choose to have another boy. I was thrilled when I found out Sam was a boy. I remember jumping up and down with glee once the ultrasound tech left the room.
I wouldn't mind having a girl,…"
zombiemom commented on TykeGeist's blog post 'I Scream, You Scream'"Even now, if I hear the tinkly music box sound of an ice cream truck, I have to yell "Ice-Keem! Ice-Keem!" like I'm a kid again. I can still remember running to my Mom to beg for quarters when the ice cream truck would come down our…"
zombiemom replied to MamatothaMax's discussion 'Demands on my Supply'"Is Finn acting hungry once you've run dry? My seven month old, Sam, will sometimes continue to nurse even after there's nothing left. Sometimes he insists on nursing when I know he's not hungry. Usually, it's when he's…"
zombiemom replied to mightyninjamom's discussion 'games for the Wii'"Me and the husband are big fans of Mario Kart. I think little kids would be into it."
zombiemom replied to The Oracle's discussion 'Chapter Books!'"I recommend Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume, and Bunnicula by Deborah and James Howe. I loved those books in elementary school and read them over and over."
zombiemom commented on Meconium's blog post 'Name That Kid'"I named my son Samuel mainly because I liked the name , and I liked its nickname Sam. But it also sounded good with my husband's last name, is common but not too popular, is easily spelled, and hopefully won't get him made fun of in…"
Profile Information
- About Me:
- I'm a stay-at-home Mom with a baby boy.
- What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
- I love it when he laughs.
- What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
- The standard screaming baby in a restaurant scenario.
- What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?
- I hate when celebrity moms write books about parenting. I really doubt that Jenny McCarthy or Tori Spelling have any special insights into child rearing. Double hate it if the book-writing-celebrity has nannies.
- Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
- I'm the same person, Dammit.
- What are you nerdy about?
- Horror movies
Comment Wall (2 comments)
- At 8:05pm on June 22, 2010,
The Oracle said… - Hi there! Welcome to Offsprung! We'd love to get to know you -- please hop on over here and introduce yourself! Then feel free to roam around, explore, post, respond, friend members, etc. at your whim. And please message Alan or me (the site owners) if you have any questions or problems with the site.
We're glad you're here!
- At 7:29am on June 22, 2010,
Gumbo Momma said… - Welcome! I hate celebs giving parenting advice PERIOD!
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