"Took the boy to see Kung Fu 2 yesterday and some chick had her iphone half the time down in front of us. For some reason in a dark theater our eyes are magnetized to a bright ass light, even in the peripheral vision.
But I gotta say, what was even…"
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Surfer Jay
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- About Me:
- I'm a stay at home dad. I blog about my attempt to parent...here wipehiswhat.blogspot.com
- What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
- I will be so happy when they finally wipe their own butt.
- What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
- Everyday.
- What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?
- Parents....just parents.
- Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
- Wantabe-Pro-amatuer Surfer
- What are you nerdy about?
- A lot of stuff. I'm not addicted to XBox.
And cooking, I am currently mastering the art of bread making.
- Favorite music/books/TV/movies:
- Reading Material: Psychology, sociology, science-fiction, fantasy, ethics. I listen to everything from Metallica and Danzig, to Neil Young and Johnny Cash, to Pennywise and Bad Religion....and I even listen to classical music daily. I know, hard to believe.
- OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
- On Ocassion. Depends on if my wife wants to get pregnant or not.
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Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'Pool Jumpers'"I just saw a Cap'n America trailor tonight for the first time, and my initial reaction...the very first thing that popped into my head as I cranked up the volume was, 'hmmmm, this just may be how a comic movie is suppose be…"
Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'A State of the Union on 3D Movies'"Perhaps, perhaps. I could very well have been blind to the poor 3-D quality, due to being so excited about seeing a new version of Titties. Of course, I certainly noticed the lack of story....but that could take up an entire post so I…"
Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'A State of the Union on 3D Movies'"Here here! I second that motion. Can I get an I?
I want to 100% agree with you. Part of me does. I would prefer that my 15 bucks went to a true 3d experience with movies such as Clas of The Titties (i'm an ultimate fan as I have seen the…"
Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'Expecting the Unexpected'"I loved Yogi. And tron of course. But I think the Yogi movie will be lame....although I think you are right, it will probably be a theatre weiner.
And my 14 y.o. bro in law is dying to see the new Tron, and he hasn't even seen the first…"
Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'Toy Story 3 (a spoiler free review)'"Ooh yeah I really want to see Despicable.
And I'm not to sure if the action in TS3 warrants extra bucks for 3-D. Also as you said, in Dragon it was totally worth it though. Tooootally."
Surfer Jay commented on Reeling's blog post 'Alvin & the Chipettes: A Review and Giveaway'"Dude I want a freebie dvdbie. When I was a wee lad I use to listen to the chipmunks christmas cassette tape over and over. Funny, but when you slowed down the tape they sound like normal people...."
Joe Mama commented on Surfer Jay's blog post 'Do What's Easy'"I definitely would blame it on yelling at the one person that could take it!"
mcglory13 commented on Surfer Jay's blog post 'Do What's Easy'"Yeah, maybe juice wasn't the best choice, but it seems to me that if it were me I'd be yelling out of frustration in general and not because that was any kind of serious offense. On the other hand, if you repeatedly bribe the kid to get…"
The Oracle commented on Surfer Jay's blog post 'Do What's Easy'"What were you thinking!? You'll ruin his teeth! For life! You jerk."
wookie commented on Surfer Jay's blog post 'Do What's Easy'"I think it's hard when you're still holding a slippery baby to pick your battles. Especially in that newborn fog, it can be hard to know which battle to pick.
You, she can yell at. It's considered poor form to yell at small children."
G.G. commented on Surfer Jay's blog post 'Do What's Easy'"Yep. What HBD said... Sorry about that though."
"I do the same thing to my poor husband and don't realize until later. We chalk it up to kid-related neuroticism."
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As I sit in front of Tom and Jerry in the other room, working on my latest photos of the newborn, Lilly was trying to give her a bath while our 22 month old was tormenting her with frantic screaming and torturous whining. He wanted to take a bath also. For twenty minutes I bore witness to this scene. And no, I couldn’t pry him away from the bath if I tried, which I did. My wife was pleading with him to stop throwing things, stop crying, to stop acting crazy, and to stop repetitively sliding and…See More
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Posted on March 15, 2010 at 11:43pm 6 Comments 0 Likes
As I sit in front of Tom and Jerry in the other room, working on my latest photos of the newborn, Lilly was trying to give her a bath while our 22 month old was tormenting her with frantic screaming and torturous whining. He wanted to take a bath also. For twenty minutes I bore witness to this scene. And no, I couldn’t pry him away from the bath if I tried, which I did. My wife was pleading with him to stop throwing things, stop crying, to stop acting crazy, and to stop repetitively sliding and… Continue
Booger Walls, Work Horses, And Torture By Bible.
Posted on August 9, 2009 at 9:00pm 4 Comments 0 Likes
I’m not sure how or when our multitude of family traditions entered my parents household, but there were certainly some memorable ones, and some not so much. Traditions of great joy and happiness. Traditions which filled our home with fond memories, which bring a smile to my face even today. Even the not so much traditions, still have a warm spot in the depths of my hardened soul.
So now that I am a father, I ask myself, which traditions do I want to share with my new family? Which… Continue
So now that I am a father, I ask myself, which traditions do I want to share with my new family? Which… Continue
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- At 11:14pm on March 15, 2010,
Daddy Geek Boy said…
- Nice to see you here!!!
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