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Endometrial biopsy

Started this discussion. Last reply by Kat May 23, 2012. 6 Replies

So, how's this for some perspective

Started this discussion. Last reply by Mommy Monster May 8, 2012. 8 Replies

Your top five

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Mommy Monster replied to Diggy's discussion 'Happy Mothers Day'
"awwww, thanks!"
May 14
Mommy Monster replied to DadOfAnna's discussion 'Intro and a question.'
"Bummer! I had a whole long reply typed out but I lost it. So I will paraphrase.... Welcome! And What they said."
Apr 28
Mommy Monster replied to wookie's discussion 'support a young animator'
"Bummer.   No flash for us so I can't see it. :("
Mar 31
Mommy Monster replied to Kiwi's discussion 'The Miracles of Modern Science'
"That is totally cool!!! "
Mar 31
Mommy Monster replied to wookie's discussion 'Politeness'
"I like this topic. I have a huge hard-on for etiquette (how's that for irony). But my thing is....know the rules so you can break them when it's ok to do so. One of the first thing I taught my kids was phone etiquette and it was driven by…"
Jan 21
Mommy Monster replied to SweetJudyB's discussion 'Why didn't I go all Mama Bear?'
"I agree. Saying anything to make children feel less safe is awful. Even if E did t feel like he needed "saving", something like that could put the idea in his head. I'm sorry this happened. I'm terrible at doing this myself but…"
Dec 26, 2012
Mommy Monster liked Future Fox's blog post Alive and Thriving
Dec 14, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to RBridwell's discussion 'Bad Business Name'
"Oh, I totally thought the same thing you did.  Drops...droppings....scat....poop.  Heh heh heh. But maybe I'm just puerile."
Dec 6, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to StitchyWench's discussion 'Teaching about love'
"I love the way you write about this.  Sounds like she's on a really good path with a really good teacher."
Sep 20, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to ruth's discussion 'Weirdest fear'
"Steam. Meredith had an ungodly fear of steam for a while. Not actual steam, mind you, but more the idea of steam, and whatever form steam took in her dreams. The only thing I can figure is a connection she made when she had croup at about two and a…"
Sep 17, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to Diggy's discussion 'The Girl and The Wife'
"Just wanted to offer support. And one more vote for therapy. If you've been noticing this for a while, I'd better the Girl is picking up on it too, although maybe not consciously. Especially if she perceives she's responded to…"
Sep 7, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to Herasmus B. Dragon's discussion 'Imaginary internet friends'
"You all mean so much to me.  I am old enough to still feel slightly weird about that (having grown up before the interwebs and all) but I know you all get it.  They say that often you create your own families and that's what you guys…"
Sep 4, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to Alan's discussion 'The Story of O'
"I am so, so, so immensely grateful for this place.  I love FB, but there are a lot of bigger issues/questions that I would never feel comfortable posting there.  Here I can just let it all out and no one thinks I'm crazy.  Or at…"
Jul 19, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to mcglory13's discussion 'For all the many folks with more than one child...'
"I love that you are so OK with this statement.  "
May 22, 2012
Mommy Monster replied to mcglory13's discussion 'For all the many folks with more than one child...'
"I'd always wanted two kids.  I liked the idea of not increasing the overall population (seriously even as a kid I thought that), but I wanted two - for me, for them, for my family. I come from a family with three.  I'm the oldest…"
May 22, 2012
mcglory13 replied to Mommy Monster's discussion 'Endometrial biopsy'
"I haven't had it, but I'm sorry you have to. I generally prefer all medical devices stay far away from that area. While I didn't mind the dildo cam too much, the run in with the sonar thingy they use for the Mirena coil makes me…"
May 22, 2012

Profile Information

About Me:
Recently jumped into my 40's, forever handcuffed to the corporate world, with a stay-at-home husband, 2 terrific kids, and a variety of foster dogs to keep our permanent dog and cat company.
What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
Listening to them laugh and play when they don't know I'm listening.
What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
Not too many of those lately - knock wood!
What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?
Dogma and superiority. Everyone should just do it my way. :)
Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
Well rested.
What are you nerdy about?
Don't really have enough spare time to be a true nerd about anything anymore but if I could be one, it would be jazz music, photography, gardening and interior design (I love to create a tranquil space in which to just...be...)
Favorite music/books/TV/movies:
Sopranos, Sex and the City, Scrubs (hey, alliteration!) which are all old I know, but those are the last shows I've been invested in. Movies range from When Harry Met Sally to Fight Club to Lord of the Rings. Books are Harry Potter, Time Travelers Wife, Three Cups of Tea, The Graveyard Book
OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
I can't remember....

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Welcome to my id

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 6:18am 7 Comments

Random thoughts that are floating through my mind, wanted to be shouted out loud along with stamping of feet, but too shameful to share except  here on OS, where the world is not so judgy.

 

Boyfriend, I'm glad that you are here taking care of MIL, she's happy to have you here and so am I.  But oh my fucking god sometimes you are captain incabable.  Learn how to make a cup of coffee for yourself!  And empty your goddamn ashtray once in a while. 

 

Must every couch…

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Saturday afternoon bitch fest

Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:59am 5 Comments

Anyone ever read "I, Anonymous" in The Stranger ("Seattle's Only Newspaper")?  Here's mine.  Feel free to add your own....

 

(PS  Can't bitch about this on FB due to frienship with subjects noted below)

 

1.  Why, dearest husband, when we have overnight guests arriving in less than 6 hours and the house is a freaking DISASTER of dust, mess, clutter and reno detritus, do you decide that NOW is when the light switch in the basement needs to be painted because "it's…

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Wow, that was weird

Posted on September 24, 2010 at 6:02am 5 Comments

I have trouble with insomnia so my doc gave me a scrip for generic ambien/lunesta/equivalent. It works great and generally leaves me with no "hangover" the next day. However, I have been using it more and more frequently and now it's generally every night. It's not a physical dependence, but I think more of a psychological one. I've been thinking I should really wean myself.


Well, last night, I came home after traveling all week. I was exhausted, but still took my pill.…
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Rating pain

Posted on April 13, 2010 at 2:00pm 7 Comments

As The Oracle mentioned in a recent post, medical professionals will often ask you to rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10, one being no pain and ten being pure agony. I find this helpful because pain is very subjective - there's no way to measure it in absolute terms, so a 4 for you may be a 7 for me. But still, it's my 7 and I want some relief.


When my daughter was in the worst of her medical crisis two years ago, she would frequently give a 9 or a 10 and it would break…
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Surgery update

Posted on April 3, 2010 at 6:37am 12 Comments

I've been kind of MIA lately, but thought I would post a quick update. I developed a massive wound infection from my incision and was readmitted to the hospital for a week. They reopened the wound completely (in the ER with only lidocaine and dilaudid for pain, which trust me was not enough) to let it drain and left it open for about 3 days. Loki said it was roughly 8-9 inches long and about 4-5 inches deep. He said he could have put his hand into it. The doc said he could actually see my… Continue

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At 6:09pm on August 19, 2009, LeastLikely2Breed said…
Ha! I was Leighbie - when my computer died earlier this year I lost my old profile pic :(
At 10:27am on August 6, 2009, Alan said…
Glad you made it!
 
 
 


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