"I actually have much guilt on FB vs OS. I don't come on OS as much as I'd like because I don't have as much time to sit and read. FB is bite sized bits of information and I can post a quick pithy reply, and be on my way, whereas OS…"
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In Honor of last night's Cocktail Party.....
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Mother of the year candidate, right here.
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Yeah, so I sent my eldest to school in an orange shirt that used to be his father's, but shrunk in the wash, so now it fits him fine. Fast forward to 8PM at night, and I take a closer look at the…Continue
Pretty please with margarita salt on top go check out my new OS blog!
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This is the artist formerly known as Ellie (First-Generation OSers know me and my evil ways). Go check out my new OS blog. Comment. Love it. Comment some more. Send in your questions, and I'll…Continue
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Madame Ellie commented on Not That Kind of Pump's blog post 'Dear Not That Kind of Pump: The Inaugural Column!'"Dear NKOTP - I have a uterus and I like shoes. I also like makeup and office supplies and have what appears to be a full-on fetish for Gain laundry detergent. Now for my question: What the hell are vegan shoes? They seem to be more marketing ploy…"
Madame Ellie replied to wookie's discussion 'A better way to combat obesity'"Okay, ahem. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome. That is all."
Madame Ellie replied to wookie's discussion 'Three ways to make it really clear...'""God, I'm getting so fat! I'm about to go into a SIZE TEN! Can you believe it?!" (Yeah, believe my foot up your ass, lady.)
Or my favorite "Yeah, the kids go hang out with their grandparents every (x) week(s)" *sigh* I…"
Madame Ellie commented on mightyninjamom's blog post 'Primal fear'"PS: Once I started doing it I stopped dreaming about my stepmother, if that tells you anything."
Madame Ellie replied to Kiwi's discussion 'WTF American Academy of Pediatrics'"No. No Nononononono. No. NO. Cutting a clitoris leaves lasting damage. I understand that AAP might be trying to prevent full mutilation, but instead of saying "hey, okay, let's just cut it like THIS instead" they need to say "Oh,…"
Madame Ellie replied to The Oracle's discussion 'Trampolines'"I remember many a bruise and scrape and bonk from trampolines as a kid.
Also watch out for soap and water on it. We were "washing" the trampoline (read: sliding around like fools in the soap) and I slid off, got hooked in the springs,…"
Madame Ellie replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'"OH NO. ARPAIO IS THE DEVIL. Liberals had better take their obama stickers off of their cars and never ever talk about politics, or they'll be strung up."
Madame Ellie replied to Floor Pie's discussion 'What did you sing to them today?'"ps: my eldest is freaky when it comes to song lyrics. I've caught him singing "Poker Face" to himself. Heh.
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Madame Ellie replied to Floor Pie's discussion 'What did you sing to them today?'"I make up songs. "Children, you're driving me craAAAAAaaazy. Mommy is cuckoo bananas...." and I set it to various melodies. My favorite is the Mexican Hat Dance melody. "I swear if you don't pick all these clothes up/…"
DLBK commented on Madame Ellie's blog post 'Cholecystomancy: Or the Blog Post Where I Talk All About Myself.'"Glad to hear that you're recovering well."
"When DW's gallbladder crapped out, I made a few jokes about his "spewing bile." He did not appreciate them at the time. He was a bit green about the gills, though.
I have called my whisk and other kitchen tools "son of a…"
Madame Ellie commented on Madame Ellie's blog post 'Cholecystomancy: Or the Blog Post Where I Talk All About Myself.'""FUCKING WHISK!" should be on a t-shirt.
KS - I heart my liver."
mightyninjamom commented on Madame Ellie's blog post 'Cholecystomancy: Or the Blog Post Where I Talk All About Myself.'"Hey! I had a perfectly good reason for yelling at that whisk..."
ks commented on Madame Ellie's blog post 'Cholecystomancy: Or the Blog Post Where I Talk All About Myself.'"And I'm happy to hear that the liver can pick up the slack--you don't know how relieved that make me, as one day I fully expect to have the commune up and running and there will be lots of alcohol involved there.
Glad it went well."
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- About Me:
- I'm the Mystic also known as Ellie. I've got my own new fancy-pants blog that I'm stealing from that hack Pandoracle. I have her in my closet, and I'm not letting her out until she apologizes for telling me to buy my current house. Each week, I'll be answering your questions through different methods of divination.
Some may say that I'm more in tune with the spirits from the other side. I say I like drinking and setting shit on fire. Send me your questions and I'll use my divination prowess to answer them in my new weekly blog. **PLEASE NOTE: You have to friend me to message me a question, so pretty please, friend away**
***NOTE 2: Electric Boogaloo - I actually have some experience with actual divination, so if you have some serious questions you'd like answered in a non-fun-monkey way, please send those too!***
- Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
- A psychic friend, naturally. I worked for Ms Cleo before she became disgraced.
- What are you nerdy about?
- Crystal Balls, Tarot cards, lighting things on fire. Whee!
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Cholecystomancy: Or the Blog Post Where I Talk All About Myself.
Posted on April 29, 2010 at 9:30pm 8 Comments 0 Likes
So, dear readers, how’s tricks? I apologize profusely for my long absence, but I’ve been busy having sharp instruments poked into me and having organs and whatnot removed. I could tell you the short story, but that’s
not nearly as fun. So let’s use my now
dead-as-a-mackerel gallbladder and I’ll tell you a story. Come closer to my table. Don’t fear.
Here, look, a…
Madame Ellie's Mystical House of Mysticism: Let's start a fire!
Posted on April 7, 2010 at 9:00pm 16 Comments 0 Likes
Hello, seekers of wisdom! You read that right, it’s pyromancy week, or as I like to call it “Lighting shit on fire!” I have been a fan of fire since I was a wee mystic. In fact, my aunt’s nickname for me is “Firebug” and she was convinced I was going to burn her house down when I was younger, and adjusted her home insurance accordingly. Little did she know it was just practice for YOU, dear readers. I was trying to contact the spirits at a young age, apparently. In other…
Continue Madame Ellie's Mystical House of Mysticism: Scrying in my Margarita
Posted on April 2, 2010 at 7:30am 22 Comments 0 Likes
Welcome, O seeker of enlightenment to Madame Ellie’s Mystical House of Fortune Telling, where I grab a fishtank-sized margarita glass, fill it to the brim, and use the secrets within to answer your questions on the topic of your choice until I’m out of questions,…
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- At 6:17am on April 2, 2010,
Herasmus B. Dragon said…
- Dear Madame Ellie,
When will I go on The Price is Right and win a trip to Little Rock so you can read my palm?
Also, do you think I'd make a killing if I invested in Kidde fire extinguishers?
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