LARA's Page

About Me:

I'M A MOM OF 3 - AGES 19, 2 AND 8 MOS. I'M STAYING AT HOME WITH THE LITTLE ONES AND FEEL OVERWHELMED, BORED, AND OVERJOYED AT THE SAME TIME.

What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?

MY OLDEST IS 3 STATES AWAY, THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. MY LITTLE ONES ARE SWEET AND SMART.

What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?

A YELLING MATCH WITH MY 19 YEAR OLD HER FIRST DAY HOME FROM COLLEGE. IN A GROCERY STORE. YOU WONT UNDERSTAND UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN THERE.

What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?

THE ERGO - WHY CAN'T IT FACE OUT? I DON'T NEED A PARENTING PHILOSOPHY FROM A BABY CARRIER.

Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?

VERY YOUNG.

What are you nerdy about?

LOTR

Favorite music/books/TV/movies:

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, JOSH RITTER, EVERYTHING BY DAVE EGGERS.

OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?

NOT RECENTLY. BUT I HAVE HOPE.