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CrazyPlateFace
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  • Flagstaff, AZ
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CrazyPlateFace's Discussions

Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.

Started this discussion. Last reply by CrazyPlateFace May 4, 2010. 11 Replies

The New 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World' Trailer...

Started this discussion. Last reply by The Oracle Apr 3, 2010. 8 Replies

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CrazyPlateFace replied to wookie's discussion 'Something to be aware of'
" I find that unlikely, wookie."
Jul 14, 2011
CrazyPlateFace commented on Meghan's blog post 'Adopted: for the life of me'
"Meghan, I'm sorry for the struggle that you're having with this. I know that, for my own parents, it was as much about their own insecurities as anything else. Adoptive parents should expect the day to come, but I am sure that they dread…"
Nov 15, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to Floor Pie's discussion 'What's the grossest food you love?'
"Hey, I don't do no free plugs. Soyrizo starts sending me checks, I'll start saying that it definitely tastes better than shit. "
Nov 14, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to Floor Pie's discussion 'What's the grossest food you love?'
"In Morocco, they used to have these sandwich shops with refrigerated glass cases of sandwich ingredients they would put into a split baguette for the equivalent of a dollar. My combo was olives, onions, mashed potatoes, shredded carrots, and some…"
Nov 14, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to Daddy Geek Boy's discussion 'So What Do You Really Think About...'
"As if there wasn't reason enough to love Offsprung. "
Sep 26, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to jenra's discussion 'Pay to pray, or fee for services rendered?'
"I was raised Catholic and am an atheist (and a plaigiarist--sorry, jenra). If you do indeed want the blessing, disagree with the socioeconomic status of the Church, but appreciate the efforts of your parish priest, could you possibly offer the…"
Jul 12, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to kanachick's discussion 'Talking about a Resolution'
"Isn't that the antithesis of the resolution? Can't be thinner than 2-dimensional. How 'bout...dodecahedron? Do...dec...a...heeeeeeeedron. "
Jun 23, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to JTX's discussion 'Do You Think About Divorce?'
"Hey, I still exist! I do think that, while our own respective parents' marital views and habits do indicate some tendencies, it's no slam dunk. My parents are at something like fifty-six years of marriage, and my three siblings have seven…"
Jun 23, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to Floor Pie's discussion 'Shark Boy!'
"None, but you do force me to share that I saw five kids biking down Beaver Street this morning led by a boy in a cape and what appeared to be a construction paper Magneto helmet. To me, my mutant brethren! Also, I have an extra tooth that they quit…"
May 16, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to ruth's discussion 'Different Forbidden Thoughts'
"If I have an erection, and it's logistically/socially feasible, I: 1.) have sex with my wife. 2.) masturbate while thinking about having sex with my wife. 3.) masturbate while thinking about masturbating while thinking about having sex with my…"
May 16, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"I wish that were true, JTC. I hope that my own experience isn't a representative sample, but at least a few Navajo, Hopi, and Latino Arizonans have expressed their support of Arpaio to me. I think that they may skew a little more conservative…"
May 4, 2010
Boring User Name replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"Yeah, I can't speak for Arizona. But in reality, many of the older people I know have amazingly open minds. My grandma loosened up on so much as she got older. But my (male) cousins in their 20s to 40s are the ones freaking out about the topic…"
May 4, 2010
Floor Pie replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"He's not running. Saving himself to be Sarah Palin's running mate in 2012, I guess..."
May 3, 2010
CrazyPlateFace replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"I work with a lot of people who like him plenty. Regarding the tent city, one of my coworkers--a guy that I like quite a bit--quoted Arpaio thusly: "If it's good enough for our troops, it's good enough for our convicts." This…"
May 3, 2010
mightyninjamom replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"Did someone put something into the water in AZ?"
May 3, 2010
The Oracle replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'
"I'm telling you, there's a cozy little basement room for four with your family's name on it up here in the NW. ~~It even has its own chamber pot!~~"
May 3, 2010

Profile Information

About Me:
I teach. I run. I eat. I pray. I love.

Fine, fine. I don't pray.
What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
Everything but the poop. Okay, sometimes the poop, too.
What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
Well, there was this kid at the park wearing mismatched socks, and I said, "Hey, kid! What's up with those socks?" After about twenty minutes of that, he started crying. Man, was he humiliated!
Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
An expectant parent.
What are you nerdy about?
About twenty-eight hours per day.
OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
Well, if my sex life is optional, I'm opting IN.

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At 8:43am on March 10, 2010, Alan said…
Happy Birthday!
May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
At 11:48am on August 7, 2009, zenmom said…
If you keep changing your screenname, you are going to confuse us newbies. :) Personally, I like CasualPantsFridays. But, Complete Plastic Fabricators has a nice ring to it, too.
At 8:26pm on August 6, 2009, Herasmus B. Dragon said…
Just for fun, I googled "CPF" to see what I could find:

The Central Provident Fund is a social security savings plan for citizens old age. California Professional Firefighters. Cleft Palate Foundation. Collaborative Partnership on Forests. Canadian Porphyria Foundation. Canadian Parents for French. California Poultry Federation. Christian Prisoner Fellowship. Complete Plastic Fabricators. Cadastro de Pessoas Físicas. And on and on.
At 11:00am on August 6, 2009, Piebrothersmomma said…
Whew! Not sure who that ChronicPieFoot guy was but I'm glad CrazyPlateFace is here now.
 
 
 


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