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I find that unlikely, wookie."
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Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.
Started this discussion. Last reply by CrazyPlateFace May 4, 2010. 11 Replies 0 Likes
"Whedon To Direct Marvel's 'The Avengers": Writing For The Utopia Gazette
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The New 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World' Trailer...
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"Meghan, I'm sorry for the struggle that you're having with this. I know that, for my own parents, it was as much about their own insecurities as anything else. Adoptive parents should expect the day to come, but I am sure that they dread…"
"Hey, I don't do no free plugs. Soyrizo starts sending me checks, I'll start saying that it definitely tastes better than shit.
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"In Morocco, they used to have these sandwich shops with refrigerated glass cases of sandwich ingredients they would put into a split baguette for the equivalent of a dollar. My combo was olives, onions, mashed potatoes, shredded carrots, and some…"
"As if there wasn't reason enough to love Offsprung.
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"I was raised Catholic and am an atheist (and a plaigiarist--sorry, jenra).
If you do indeed want the blessing, disagree with the socioeconomic status of the Church, but appreciate the efforts of your parish priest, could you possibly offer the…"
"Isn't that the antithesis of the resolution? Can't be thinner than 2-dimensional.
How 'bout...dodecahedron? Do...dec...a...heeeeeeeedron.
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"Hey, I still exist!
I do think that, while our own respective parents' marital views and habits do indicate some tendencies, it's no slam dunk. My parents are at something like fifty-six years of marriage, and my three siblings have seven…"
"None, but you do force me to share that I saw five kids biking down Beaver Street this morning led by a boy in a cape and what appeared to be a construction paper Magneto helmet. To me, my mutant brethren!
Also, I have an extra tooth that they quit…"
"If I have an erection, and it's logistically/socially feasible, I:
1.) have sex with my wife.
2.) masturbate while thinking about having sex with my wife.
3.) masturbate while thinking about masturbating while thinking about having sex with my…"
"I wish that were true, JTC. I hope that my own experience isn't a representative sample, but at least a few Navajo, Hopi, and Latino Arizonans have expressed their support of Arpaio to me. I think that they may skew a little more conservative…"
Boring User Name replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'"Yeah, I can't speak for Arizona. But in reality, many of the older people I know have amazingly open minds. My grandma loosened up on so much as she got older.
But my (male) cousins in their 20s to 40s are the ones freaking out about the topic…"
Floor Pie replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'"He's not running. Saving himself to be Sarah Palin's running mate in 2012, I guess..."
"I work with a lot of people who like him plenty. Regarding the tent city, one of my coworkers--a guy that I like quite a bit--quoted Arpaio thusly: "If it's good enough for our troops, it's good enough for our convicts." This…"
mightyninjamom replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'"Did someone put something into the water in AZ?"
The Oracle replied to CrazyPlateFace's discussion 'Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no no.'"I'm telling you, there's a cozy little basement room for four with your family's name on it up here in the NW.
~~It even has its own chamber pot!~~"
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- About Me:
- I teach. I run. I eat. I pray. I love.
Fine, fine. I don't pray.
- What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
- Everything but the poop. Okay, sometimes the poop, too.
- What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
- Well, there was this kid at the park wearing mismatched socks, and I said, "Hey, kid! What's up with those socks?" After about twenty minutes of that, he started crying. Man, was he humiliated!
- Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
- An expectant parent.
- What are you nerdy about?
- About twenty-eight hours per day.
- OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
- Well, if my sex life is optional, I'm opting IN.
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- At 8:43am on March 10, 2010,
Alan said… - Happy Birthday!
- At 11:48am on August 7, 2009,
zenmom said… - If you keep changing your screenname, you are going to confuse us newbies. :) Personally, I like CasualPantsFridays. But, Complete Plastic Fabricators has a nice ring to it, too.
- At 8:26pm on August 6, 2009,
Herasmus B. Dragon said…
- Just for fun, I googled "CPF" to see what I could find:
The Central Provident Fund is a social security savings plan for citizens old age. California Professional Firefighters. Cleft Palate Foundation. Collaborative Partnership on Forests. Canadian Porphyria Foundation. Canadian Parents for French. California Poultry Federation. Christian Prisoner Fellowship. Complete Plastic Fabricators. Cadastro de Pessoas Físicas. And on and on.
- At 11:00am on August 6, 2009,
Piebrothersmomma said… - Whew! Not sure who that ChronicPieFoot guy was but I'm glad CrazyPlateFace is here now.
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