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Guavalicious is now a member of Offsprung
Dec 21, 2009

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About Me:
Twinmama who needs more sleep and to be less cynical, neither seems likely. I like drinking, bitching, and pontificating about how I am right about just about everything.
What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
How loving and open they are. Also that they sleep twelve hours a night, every night.
What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
Both kids running screaming away from me in the middle of a crowded honky tonk BBQ place. The band member joked "stop her! she's hurting those kids". Haha.
What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?
The five million hipster products that are absolutely necessary in order to be a modern parent.
Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
Pretty much the same: sarcastic drinking lazeabout but with more free time.
What are you nerdy about?
Books and grammar.
Favorite music/books/TV/movies:
I am kind of a junkie so all of it but my music tastes are pretty limited these days, basically whatever hispter band just appeared on Yo Gabba Gabba.
OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
No but I keep trying.

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At 11:35am on December 21, 2009, Alan said…
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