Ellie's Page

"Yeah, food should never be taken away as punishment. I understand wanting some kind of behavior system in place, but "not paying attention" shouldn't ever really be considered a "bad" behavior for an autism-spectrum kid.…"

""Ellie is now your friend". Weren't you my friend already?"

"Saw that a few days ago on Hulu. GENIUS! LOVE That's Gay. "

"Smooches to my favorite crunchy granola earth mother. MWAH. XOXOXO."

"I love how he has the mannerisms down."

"Damn you all for the 5 dollar footlong song. I see it and raise you a Lelli Kelly. OMG I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL SO MUCH. Unfortunately, the only version I could find was the british one, so just switch the accent, but the fucking jingle is the same,…"

"He SUUUUUUUUUUURE is."

"I second everyone. Size up and go to Huggies. Huggies overnights are awesome. Actually, I've always been a fan of the bigger diaper because my daughter has a little badonkadonk going on."

"I wouldn't take it personally. I friended a girl that was actually in my wedding (granted it was in 99 and it wasn't like a WEDDING wedding, it was a JoP and dinner out afterwards) who didn't remember who I was. I wasn't…"

""On tomorrow" I loathe on tomorrow with the fire of a thousand suns. I saw it all the time working at the bank, both in email and spoken form. "Call me with the information on tomorrow" "I will respond to this on…"

"What about something like Wizarding 101 that seems to be more kid-oriented? I'd suggest that you get online on whatever you find first and hang out there for a little while to make sure the players aren't total jerks."

"The oil of your choice and scrub, scrub, scrub. I am a TERRIBLE picker (and it seems that my middle child inherited it...he begged to peel my sunburn when I got extra crispy last summer), so I had a tendency to just wash my hands really well, oil up…"

"I should have been left handed, but I was forced to write with my right, so now I'm this weird ambidextrous mix. I use my right hand mostly for writing and use my left for everything else, eating, painting, what have you. For most things I can…"

"Well, now that I'm not worried about getting pregnant (Love you, tubal! Kisses! Signed, your bff Ellie.) it's much better. I definitely don't have the rampant crazy sex drive I had when I was in my early early 20s, but the quality of…"

"It's not really horror, but has some scaryish moments, but what about Goonies? I saw Nightmare on Elm Street when I was probably 12 or so and that shit seriously fucked me up. Good parenting skills there, Mexican Cousin That Was Supposed To Be…"