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Naked House

Started this discussion. Last reply by Csperal Jul 3, 2010. 15 Replies

Not having grown up in a naked house, I am uncertain about the timing and protocol of transitioning to non-nakedness as the kids grow up. I mean, we don't expect that she'll still be sitting on the…Continue

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Csperal replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"The Dster at this point just tries to push me off the toilet when I have to hit the loo....however, we try to keep her out of "arm's reach" when dad hits the john, only so I don't have to put her in the shower before she has…"
Jul 3, 2010
Annaevilred replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"I finally have the boys trained to let me pee with the door closed and now the stupid cat sits outside and yells until you open the door. It's really fun now that I'm on a walker there is no closing the door. You know, just incase I fall…"
Jul 2, 2010
wookie commented on Egggirl's blog post 'Seven lessons learned the first real week of motherhood'
"A five year old might have some balance issues climbing while wearing a backpack, but they can absolutely walk while carrying one, put their own lunch box in it, and put it into the car and climb in after it."
Jun 29, 2010
mcglory13 commented on Egggirl's blog post 'Seven lessons learned the first real week of motherhood'
"I do not look forward to the backpack days because I am TERRIBLE about getting myself out the door with all my stuff, let alone myself and a small child."
Jun 29, 2010
hermit crab replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"We ask the question "Do you want privacy or company?" to the bub when he announces that he's heading for the potty, so that's the question he'll ask us when we head in there ourselves. He still has a hard time respecting it…"
Jun 29, 2010
TommysMommy replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"Himself has always been a private pooper. If you turned around and he suddenly wasn't there, you could guarantee that he was somewhere having poop. Sadly, he does not seem to be able to grant others the same privilege! We have been introducing…"
Jun 28, 2010
Boring User Name replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"My 2-year-old has insisted upon privacy while pooping since he tried out the potty six months ago. I have no idea where he got this idea as he certainly walks in on me (or at this age, I leave it open so I can hear what the heck he is doing while…"
Jun 28, 2010
MamatothaMax replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"We had just this scene play out at our house a few months ago. "
Jun 28, 2010
Mamawho replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"Hold the phone - the bathroom door serves a purpose other than for hanging stuff on? I haven't had privacy in the bathroom, like, ever. Even my damn cat can unlatch the door, and he does, every time I sit down to pee. Maybe frame the…"
Jun 28, 2010
Mamawho commented on Egggirl's blog post 'Seven lessons learned the first real week of motherhood'
"Ah, the backpack. I don't know how many mornings we were halfway to the bus stop, which is a hike, and I'd notice she was backpack-less. I'd make her run back to the house and get her bag, and then she'd whine all the way to the…"
Jun 28, 2010
Kristi commented on Egggirl's blog post 'Seven lessons learned the first real week of motherhood'
"Seven? Your kid stays in bed until SEVEN? My three year old gets up at 5:30-5:45 no matter when she goes to bed. Kiss that beautiful child who sleeps until seven."
Jun 28, 2010
Herasmus B. Dragon replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"Big O only started insiting on potty privacy around age 7. This road only goes one way, since she'll happily barge in on me without waiting for a "come in" when she knocks. I don't mind so much if I'm just quickly peeing,…"
Jun 28, 2010
ks replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"N has also entered that phase. I just tell him that it is private behavior and his bed or the bathroom are the appropriate places for that sort of thing. Although, A has started noticing that he gets hard-ons in the morning and it is freaking him…"
Jun 28, 2010
MamatothaMax replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"We laid down the law about the potty this past year. (my boys are 7, 4, and 5m) I just stressed the need for privacy while I went. We're pretty laid back about nakedness around our house. Max my four year old has it down to an art. Mo (7)…"
Jun 28, 2010
Egggirl replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"And, by the way, I forgot to mention that I am dealing with my own issues trying to feel comfortable being naked in front of her. Probably a really healthy thing for my body image, at least now that she's stopped telling me I'm fat, which…"
Jun 28, 2010
Floor Pie replied to Egggirl's discussion 'Naked House'
"My kids are 6 and 3 and I've started insisting on bathroom privacy. In the beginning, they would sometimes barge right in if I didn't lock the door, and or keep trying the knob or bang on the door if it was locked. But that's…"
Jun 28, 2010

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Seven lessons learned the first real week of motherhood

Posted on June 28, 2010 at 9:30am 5 Comments

The official first week was spent in San Diego at Legoland, Seaworld, beaches, etc., and didn't give me much of a taste of real life with child. This past week was the first time I had to get up early and help her get ready, give her breakfast, pack a lunch, and drive her to day care, put her to bed every night, etc. Here are just a few of the lessons I learned:



1. A five-year-old cannot be expected to climb into a car seat while wearing a backpack.



2. Explicit directions and… Continue

(step)MOM

Posted on June 24, 2010 at 3:55pm 10 Comments

I've been a stepmom for 12 days now. But we just say mom, or mommy, or this morning, mama. I think I'll call her Ladybug. I did a search on Offsprung and didn't see anyone else using that name for their kid. I forgot to mention on my profile that I'm geeky about names and naming. I've been thinking of her handle since last fall when her dad and I had only been dating about four months.



But now - NOW! She is MINE - whahahahaha!!!!!! Mine to read to at bedtime and drive to day care and… Continue

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At 2:32pm on June 24, 2010, The Oracle said…
Glad you're back! We have a new semi-official welcome thread here if you'd like to re-introduce yourself beyond your blog post! Then feel free to roam around, explore, post, comment, etc. at your whim. And please message Alan or me if you have any questions or problems with the site. Preferably Alan, since he pretty much just sits on his ass all day otherwise.
At 7:28pm on September 21, 2009, The Oracle said…
Hmmm...I never knew all that about you! Well, I knew the part about you being related to me and my kids. But not the rest of it. And I now have to assume the "favorites" are genetically influenced.
At 7:20pm on September 21, 2009, Alan said…
psssst. It's Alan. Welcome!
 
 
 


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