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"Tell me about it! Almost all of those things are pissing me off too. 3yo: I want some donuts! Me: We don't have any money. 3yo: Then buy some more money!"

"That is a great opinion and the kind of attitude you would expect from any judge on the matter. On the sidetrack, compulsory voting means that our schools have a responsibility to teach every child about how our system works. I don't know how…"

"I'm willing to believe there was a God - but if there was, he/she moved on to some other place a long time ago."

"On the other hand, I was a late bloomer because I had a great memory. I memorised the books I was supposed to be reading well enough that nobody noticed for a few years. In the first and second grades my mum had to tutor me at home to help me catch…"

"Exactly. That's the essence of it. Don't listen to these pragmatists! "

"sorta bad: spent half of the day farting around downtown with my bestie instead of with the kid sorta good: the kid took a 3 hr power nap so he'll be up until midnight...so i'll make up for today ;) "

"Makes complete sense, the doctor only profits if everyone is well. I LIKE that idea!"

"Thanks for all the happy birthday messsages, but I thought other people would like to post their own good karma, bad karma situations! It's an exercise in finding the good in bad situations."

"Or if we paid/bartered what we could afford."

"Yes, but ours gets clogged with hair which I have to remove . . . blech. "

"Your karma is much better then mine, my toilet training days included things like: whipping it out, while on the slide, only little girls, of course and letting it fly. My brothers boy, oh, man, they pees in the OVEN!!! Not to mention all the other…"

"Damn. Poor Beenie - and BoL! Shower drains run to the same place as the toilet...it's actually not a bad place for a kiddo to have the runs because clean-up is so easy!"

"annnnddd this is why we love you DaD. Happy birthday BoL! And yay Beenie for making it to the can!"

"Ewww, in the shower? Happy Birthday, Bol!"

"LOL!!"