"We do it all the time. We buy blocks when they are on sale and then shred, bag and chuck in the deep freeze. Taste the same coming out as going in. We use frozen spinach because I can't stand the grit in the fresh spinach. No matter how much…"
"I have been the underwear guy all my life. I remember waking up on Saturdays and watching cartoons in my tighty whiteys. I used to wear a blanket like a robe to make sure the lady on Romper Room didn't see my undies when she used her magic…"
"After our loss the one thing that helped a lot was food. Neither of us wanted to cook and honestly we both stopped eating regular meals. It was a wonderful thing to have friends drop by with dinner in hand. I know you said it was long distance but…"
"We use google calendar but it has been a long and bumpy road to get Bunny to use it. When Cozi came out for Android I thought that would be our savior but I couldn't get her on the Cozi train. I like how it is not only a calendar but shopping…"
What's something about your kid(s) that makes you happy?
She: When the babe decides to poop on Papa's watch.
What's your most recent kid-related public humiliation?
I guess we'd have to leave the house for it to be "public" humiliation.
What about contemporary parenting culture pisses you off the most?
The forty pounds of formula they keep sending to the house. What the hell do we do with it since the kid is breastfed?
Who were you BEFORE you became a parent?
What are you nerdy about?
What am I NOT nerdy about?
Top five musicians: NOFX, Johnny Cash, Ween, Sloppy Seconds. Oh. That's four. Last book read: Practical Demonkeeping by Christopher Moore. On TV right now: Burn Notice. You go, Bruce Campbell. Favorite Movie: Three-way tie between the Jerk, Better Off Dead and Army of Darkness. And Goonies. Wait, that's four.
OPTIONAL: Do you have a sex life?
She: Not when Robocop or Red Dawn is on.
He: Hey, did you see Robocop 2 is on tomorrow night?