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Or the more politically correct holiday season? I want to give them this: http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-a-Fire-Breathing-Animetronic-Pony-from-FurRea/ Yes...  Yes, it's that awesome.  I'm not that insane, but ... what couldn't you do with this thing?  Creme Brulee, rotisserie chickens, keeps cats out of your garden... I can't think of a negative other than, you know, the sanity thing.