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      So, I saw this headline today.  It's probably not true--it's a bit too perfect to actually happen in my glass-half-empty world.  But I've been trying to think of a headline that I could see that would make me happier than this one.  Here's the best that I've come up with:   Limbaugh Chokes While Eating Beck       Anyone else?  What is the lead story in your Ideal World Herald Tribune?   Oh,…