So, I saw this headline today. It's probably not true--it's a bit too perfect to actually happen in my glass-half-empty world. But I've been trying to think of a headline that I could see that would make me happier than this one. Here's the best that I've come up with:
Limbaugh Chokes While Eating Beck
Anyone else? What is the lead story in your Ideal World Herald Tribune?
Oh, also, here's the actual story:
Rabid Fox News chases, catches own tail, eats it, disappears.
I just want to thank you for the image of Limbaugh with Beck in his mouth. I need to disinfect my brain.