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- The spacebar on my keyboard has a worn, shiny spot from my thumb

That's really it - just felt the need to put that info out into the world.

And you?

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My spacebar has one too!
More random thoughts and observations for today:

- Sweet baby jesus i love carbs.
- I'm not a fan of the unprofessional mom-on-mom hate that i encounter at work
- Loves Pandora. This week - Ani Defranco. Ooohhhh yeah, its that kinda of week for me.
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I am oddly nervous about my pie performance this year. I am not nervous about my cheese selection, however.

One hour was too damn long to Ergo my child around town. But, those errands did go smoothly.

And I seem to have developed a dislike of packing. Maybe it's because my destinations are no longer quite so exotic.
I got the worlds strangest rant message from my Ya this morning, because I asked her to please pick up a large tub of frozen whipped cream. Evidently premumps and teens leaving behind cell phones were the root cause of her frustration - but my inbox enjoyed the wrath.
That's prenups - stupid auto correct iPhone

StitchyWench said:
I got the worlds strangest rant message from my Ya this morning, because I asked her to please pick up a large tub of frozen whipped cream. Evidently premumps and teens leaving behind cell phones were the root cause of her frustration - but my inbox enjoyed the wrath.
My Tuesday observation:

The Boy has a week-long vacation from school. I realized today, as we were driving home from the burritio place, that I have really, really missed having him around.

Although I'm sure I'll be ready to throw him right back in school by Sunday...
So was he expecting women to just walk up and start rubbing themselves on his bumper or something? I had to Google it, never heard of it. I just call it dry humping.

Mamawho said:
No, but that would be funny! It was "TRIBBIN" -which I don't know that a whole lot of folks would instantly recognize. What told DW it was something sexy was the girls in the car next to the car with the plate. They were honking and making kissy faces at the driver, who returned their sentiments, and some bumper stickers were a clue. Then he had to verify it with me. It's a shortened, modern form of "tribadism" which is a really old word. I found it in some of John Donne's letters.

It makes my day that it got past the DMV.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
Alan, is that you?

Mama, was it "Teabagger"? No, too many letters. Teabagr?

My random observation today was walking behind a guy in his mid twenties, carrying a faux-leather backpack announcing his spot on the local Quidditch team. Oh, and he was carrying it by the one strap that hadn't yet broken off. Sad.
It was a really young woman. As were the women honking and making kissy faces. Oh, to be young and obnoxious and always ready to party again.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
So was he expecting women to just walk up and start rubbing themselves on his bumper or something? I had to Google it, never heard of it. I just call it dry humping.

Mamawho said:
No, but that would be funny! It was "TRIBBIN" -which I don't know that a whole lot of folks would instantly recognize. What told DW it was something sexy was the girls in the car next to the car with the plate. They were honking and making kissy faces at the driver, who returned their sentiments, and some bumper stickers were a clue. Then he had to verify it with me. It's a shortened, modern form of "tribadism" which is a really old word. I found it in some of John Donne's letters.

It makes my day that it got past the DMV.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
Alan, is that you?

Mama, was it "Teabagger"? No, too many letters. Teabagr?

My random observation today was walking behind a guy in his mid twenties, carrying a faux-leather backpack announcing his spot on the local Quidditch team. Oh, and he was carrying it by the one strap that hadn't yet broken off. Sad.
Amen, wipes a tear, amen...

Mamawho said:
It was a really young woman. As were the women honking and making kissy faces. Oh, to be young and obnoxious and always ready to party again.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
So was he expecting women to just walk up and start rubbing themselves on his bumper or something? I had to Google it, never heard of it. I just call it dry humping.

Mamawho said:
No, but that would be funny! It was "TRIBBIN" -which I don't know that a whole lot of folks would instantly recognize. What told DW it was something sexy was the girls in the car next to the car with the plate. They were honking and making kissy faces at the driver, who returned their sentiments, and some bumper stickers were a clue. Then he had to verify it with me. It's a shortened, modern form of "tribadism" which is a really old word. I found it in some of John Donne's letters.

It makes my day that it got past the DMV.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
Alan, is that you?

Mama, was it "Teabagger"? No, too many letters. Teabagr?

My random observation today was walking behind a guy in his mid twenties, carrying a faux-leather backpack announcing his spot on the local Quidditch team. Oh, and he was carrying it by the one strap that hadn't yet broken off. Sad.

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