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- The spacebar on my keyboard has a worn, shiny spot from my thumb

That's really it - just felt the need to put that info out into the world.

And you?

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DaddyWho saw a vanity plate that escaped notice of the DMV's policing of naughty material. It was a direct reference to a sexual technique. No, he isn't mistaken. Really. Pretty funny.
My new office in Washington, what I perceive to be the capital of coffee consumption, has a tiny coffee maker that has not been used, or cleaned in years.
That's because everyone goes out for coffee. Duh.

Offsprunger said:
My new office in Washington, what I perceive to be the capital of coffee consumption, has a tiny coffee maker that has not been used, or cleaned in years.
Alan, is that you?

Mama, was it "Teabagger"? No, too many letters. Teabagr?

My random observation today was walking behind a guy in his mid twenties, carrying a faux-leather backpack announcing his spot on the local Quidditch team. Oh, and he was carrying it by the one strap that hadn't yet broken off. Sad.
Mine too, PBM. And enough crumbs to feed a small 3rd world country.
No, but that would be funny! It was "TRIBBIN" -which I don't know that a whole lot of folks would instantly recognize. What told DW it was something sexy was the girls in the car next to the car with the plate. They were honking and making kissy faces at the driver, who returned their sentiments, and some bumper stickers were a clue. Then he had to verify it with me. It's a shortened, modern form of "tribadism" which is a really old word. I found it in some of John Donne's letters.

It makes my day that it got past the DMV.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
Alan, is that you?

Mama, was it "Teabagger"? No, too many letters. Teabagr?

My random observation today was walking behind a guy in his mid twenties, carrying a faux-leather backpack announcing his spot on the local Quidditch team. Oh, and he was carrying it by the one strap that hadn't yet broken off. Sad.
My favorite vanity plate ever: MSWASMR
Edit: Never mind - figured out with a little Google detective work. Found tribadism as well. Learning new stuff every day.

Guess I'm slow - what does that mean?

The Oracle said:
My favorite vanity plate ever: MSWASMR
Ms. was Mr.? That's my guess.

Piebrothersmomma said:
Guess I'm slow - what does that mean?

The Oracle said:
My favorite vanity plate ever: MSWASMR
Yup - at least according to my research.

kommishoner said:
Ms. was Mr.? That's my guess.

Piebrothersmomma said:
Guess I'm slow - what does that mean?

The Oracle said:
My favorite vanity plate ever: MSWASMR
I'm in the running for uncaring mother of the year. Mo went to school not feeling well. I get a call from the nurse saying he's in the nurses office complaining of feeling nauseous but he hasn't thrown up and doesn't have a fever. So I tell her that he can stay at school. Hard ass!

Now I must go because Max is being entirely too quiet.
I'm pretty slow. I was all "Microsoft was something. . .?" It took me a while.

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