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  So now that the Rapture has come and gone what do I teach my kid? All those hours spent on  apocalypse survival skills and zombie defensive fighting seem to be a waste of time.

 

We are also going to look kinda foolish driving in our new car.

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Perhaps better biblical prophecy skills?

That car is very Death Race. I'd like to drive it to Wegman's.
Are you kidding me? That car is sweet!
I'd like to drive it through Wegman's.

Mamawho said:
Perhaps better biblical prophecy skills?

That car is very Death Race. I'd like to drive it to Wegman's.
Well, there is still 2012 to contend with, yes? I have trouble keeping up with the end-of-world prophecies. I feel like I need a DVR or something, its like missing whole episodes of Community, you just lose something if you're not paying attention.
The next rapture isn't scheduled til Dec 21st 2012. Mark it on your calendar!!

Kat said:
Well, there is still 2012 to contend with, yes? I have trouble keeping up with the end-of-world prophecies. I feel like I need a DVR or something, its like missing whole episodes of Community, you just lose something if you're not paying attention.
Shotgun!

kanachick said:
I'd like to drive it through Wegman's.

Mamawho said:
Perhaps better biblical prophecy skills?

That car is very Death Race. I'd like to drive it to Wegman's.

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