Offsprung

An irreverent, inclusive, alternative parenting community

If you've recently joined Offsprung, please jump right in and introduce yourself below! Tell us who you are, how you found us, and at least one random fact about yourself that we can use against you later.*

And welcome! We're glad you're here!

* Just kidding.**
** Maybe.

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I am that guy in the bee suit.*

*just kidding**
**maybe
I am Kaiser Soze. Anyone?

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
I am that guy in the bee suit.*

*just kidding**
**maybe
I am not Shabazz, but I now I think I know who is.
I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident, but you don't understand--I do what I can, but sometimes I don't make sense.
I am a person who just realized this was for the newbies to introduce themselves.
Tell me! I missed that whole thing - I think we were moving or something.

mcglory13 said:
I am not Shabazz, but I now I think I know who is.
Woah... if I post before coffee I don't make that much sense. Omit at least one of those Is... :)
I love fart jokes.

Yes! Show yourselves noobs!
Come out. Come out. Where ever you are!

Every time CPF farts in bed, I fight the compulsion to change the sheets. Every. Single. Time. (Poor CPF.) ;)
DaddyWho is a farter. I am a burper - world class, at that. GirlWho seems to have inherited both talents. We're so proud.
The other day my daughter farted, smiled broadly, and said "bless you!"

This isn't a thread about farts? Oops.
Hey all you new folks, we are a site about farts and parenting. Welcome!

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