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I just got my own personal mini comedy routine over the phone. One of our certification applicants is a nationally known comic - not a huge name - most people probably haven't heard of him though he has been on Comedy Central and BET and has won an Emmy. He was cracking wise while we were discussing his application. Made my day.

How 'bout you? Anything perking up your day so far?

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PBM- 's the guy's name? when i had satellite radio i listened to A LOT of stand-up.

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i'm going to go eat ice cream now. fuck it. i'm already 200lbs. *GROAN*
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ks: It doesn't make you horrible. It makes you normal.

ks said:
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Sorry Andromeda - confidentiality and all that - I can't say. Chances are you've probably heard him but he's nowhere near the fame level of, say a Chris Rock or even a Sinbad. I hadn't heard of him until he applied for certification and I started my investigation.

Andromeda said:
PBM- 's the guy's name? when i had satellite radio i listened to A LOT of stand-up.

as for me, i am so grumpy these days. i'm always uncomfortable and i think i even pissed off my best friend. i think i really need a pick-me-up.

i'm going to go eat ice cream now. fuck it. i'm already 200lbs. *GROAN*

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