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Daria wanted a thread about masturbation so I'm thoughtfully starting one for her. 

 

Yes, I masturbate. Excessively, since I get laid rarely. 

 

Discuss.

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Although Darla was an interesting character on Buffy/Angel. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. :)
yep. often. nuff said.

how come this buzzvibe person's comments aren't showing up for me?

 

oh and, yeah.  it totally happens around here.  probably because my sex life consists of 4 awkwardly painful and unsatisfying times a year.  i'd almost rather be single so i could go out and find myself a buddy.

ruth said:

Dude, best job EVAR!

buzzvibe said:
I masturbate a lot. It's like a job for me. Well, okay it IS a job for me since I'm a sex toy reviewer. But it's the most fun I've ever had working, and I get to try out cool gadgets.
Andromeda, it looks like her profile has been deleted, so I assume that's why. It's not you, it's us :)

Andromeda said:

how come this buzzvibe person's comments aren't showing up for me?

It would be rather odd for me not to jerk off as often as possible (though it's not unheard of).

Always have, always will. :)

Before dating it was every night. Now that I'm married it is reserved for nights when Sailor is on duty or deployed.

Sailor and I were talking about masturbation the other day. Neither of us think of actual intercourse while in the act. Often times it's a way to make myself sleepy/relaxed and so I clear my mind or think of flowers or some shit.

THIS!!!!
Seriously? That's a job?

I recently discovered the dark side of Amazon. My husband asked me today how many more boxes we should be expecting.

I'd lost track.

My first marriage was from ages 19-21 and he absolutely did NOT approve of such things. Being single I learned to enjoy it. New hubby = totally okay with however I get down, as long as it doesn't involve anyone else... Just me, him and Amazon.... 



DLBK said:

Sounds like a great job! Tell us more :-)

buzzvibe said:
I masturbate a lot. It's like a job for me. Well, okay it IS a job for me since I'm a sex toy reviewer. But it's the most fun I've ever had working, and I get to try out cool gadgets.

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