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Daria wanted a thread about masturbation so I'm thoughtfully starting one for her.
Yes, I masturbate. Excessively, since I get laid rarely.
Discuss.
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Permalink Reply by Mommy Monster on -
I never masturbated until after my first marriage ended. I think I was probably 24 before I gave myself the big O for the first time. Who knew?! :)
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Permalink Reply by Herasmus B. Dragon on
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Considering buying a toy. Maybe for us, maybe for me, who knows. Can't figure out where I'm going to store it.
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Permalink Reply by Kiwi on -
I was 22 the first time I gave myself the big O. I am certain that if I hadn't started being serviced regularly at 14 then I'd have probably started sooner. However, I am a lazy masturbator and I won't do it unless I have a hands free toy because using my fingers is too much work.
The frequency with which I double click the mouse depends on how regularly I'm getting laid. If I'm getting it at least twice a week (though if I had my way it'd be daily) then I don't but if I'm getting serviced less than that I'll do it a couple nights a week.
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Permalink Reply by Boring User Name on -
I'm glad I could make you smile on the other thread. And really, isn't masturbate what I would rather do with my rare alone time than give thoughtful OS responses?
And I need a second OS account to use to respond to the sex-related posts. I'm much too sexually repressed to risk talking about them on anything that can be traced back to the real me.
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Permalink Reply by mcglory13 on -
Amen Daria. Though I'm more than happy to share at cocktail parties after a couple of glasses of wine apparently. Thank goodness those things aren't archived anymore. :)
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Permalink Reply by Boring User Name on
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Of course, I'd have to figure out a new name and I be tempted to make it a little "sexy"...which would probably get me id'ed as a spammer.
mcglory13 said:Amen Daria. Though I'm more than happy to share at cocktail parties after a couple of glasses of wine apparently. Thank goodness those things aren't archived anymore. :)
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Permalink Reply by Diggy on -
I feel a need to respond to this thread, and I'm not sure why. Anyway, I masturbate to Ruth excessively as well. As I also get laid rarely.
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Permalink Reply by Floor Pie on -
It's like yoga for me. Cures headaches and insomnia, clears the sinuses, makes a postpartum sex life even possible.
Incidentally, my masturbation article ran on the cover page of Open Salon last week. They ran it under the headline "This Mother's Day...treat yourself to some porn?" Classy! I worried that I'd get a bunch of pervy and/or "you're a bad mother!" responses, but there were very few responses at all (at least they were positive ones). I guess it's acceptable to joke about masturbation, but to take it seriously is still something of a taboo. Maybe...
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Permalink Reply by ks on -
I used to, back in the day before regular boyfriends and such. And also when Mr. S and I were dating, because of the whole long distance relationship thing. But since I got married (so, for the last almost 12 years), I don't. At least, not without it being a part of partnered activities.
And honestly, I've never really been comfortable going solo all by myself and I very rarely ever got off on it. But, that could just be a function of my being lucky enough that I've never gone for more than a couple of months without a partner since I was a teenager, so going it alone has not been a necessity.
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I hear "Shabazz" is available. Nobody would think you're a spammer.
Daria said:Of course, I'd have to figure out a new name and I be tempted to make it a little "sexy"...which would probably get me id'ed as a spammer.
mcglory13 said:Amen Daria. Though I'm more than happy to share at cocktail parties after a couple of glasses of wine apparently. Thank goodness those things aren't archived anymore. :)
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Permalink Reply by hotmama on -
Oh, HBD! That's Terrie-bell. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Herasmus B. Dragon said:I hear "Shabazz" is available. Nobody would think you're a spammer.
Daria said:Of course, I'd have to figure out a new name and I be tempted to make it a little "sexy"...which would probably get me id'ed as a spammer.
mcglory13 said:Amen Daria. Though I'm more than happy to share at cocktail parties after a couple of glasses of wine apparently. Thank goodness those things aren't archived anymore. :)
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