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...Running into the person you just had an incredibly realistic sex dream about mere hours ago.

Even more awkward: That person is acting just as embarrassed as you feel. (Can they... tell somehow?)

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Yes, Floor Pie. I can tell.
*blush*

CrazyPlateFace said:
Yes, Floor Pie. I can tell.
I've had that happen (in the distant past, DW. I know you lurk.) In this case, the person was chattier and friendlier than usual, which was weird.
I like to transfer the awkwardness to the other person by actually telling them that I had an incredibly realistic sex dream about them. Then it's no longer something for me to worry about. But you know, I'm weird that way.
Dude. Happened to me recently with a co-worker/friend.
I flushed red when I saw him. I couldn't help it. I've avoided him ever since.
I once had a really vivid sex dream about a celebrity and two days later met that celebrity. She, sadly, did not act all awkward around me.
I have zero desire to actually meet the few celebrities whom I might have sexy dreams about. Might blow those sexy dreams all to hell.

Daddy Geek Boy said:
I once had a really vivid sex dream about a celebrity and two days later met that celebrity. She, sadly, did not act all awkward around me.
This one didn't. :)

Mamawho said:
I have zero desire to actually meet the few celebrities whom I might have sexy dreams about. Might blow those sexy dreams all to hell.

Daddy Geek Boy said:
I once had a really vivid sex dream about a celebrity and two days later met that celebrity. She, sadly, did not act all awkward around me.
Not sex dreams, but there is a manager at my work that I don't find attractive.at.all. Except he has these really sexy hands. They remind me of my "Friends" hands. I get kinda stupid and blushy around him...and thus avoid him. It's weird.
I tend to avoid my crushes too. Or I just argue with them and challenge their point of view. (Because men love that.)

Future Fox said:
Not sex dreams, but there is a manager at my work that I don't find attractive.at.all. Except he has these really sexy hands. They remind me of my "Friends" hands. I get kinda stupid and blushy around him...and thus avoid him. It's weird.
I tend to not have sexy dreams about people I know, or even celebrities, for that matter. There are people who I think are pretty to look at or sexy or whatever, and I have had mild crushes on people I've worked with before, but my dreams tend to be more abstract and nebulous (as in, I could substitute the face of just about anyone and it would work) when it comes to that sort of thing.

Except once, I had the most vivid dream about Andrew Zimmern, the Bizarre Foods guy from the Travel Channel, and a motorcycle. I have no idea why, because he isn't hot at all and definitely not my type, but I couldn't watch his show for weeks after because I would remember and get all blushy and Mr. S would ask what was wrong. And I couldn't tell Mr. S what was wrong, because I never would have heard the end of it.

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