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SW, I heart you.

StitchyWench said:
You know what I hate? Peeps. It seems nobody else on the world hates Peeps, but I totally do. Now who ruins a marshmallow? Yet somehow they always taste stale and chew like rubber and to make matters worse they are crusted with a bland coating of sugar. The people at Peeps could totally take a lesson from Voodoo Donuts. You coat the damn things in kool aid and then they get a yummy crackly texture with flavor, character and an element of surprise.

So screw you Peeps! I hate you!
Whoa! You need to calm down there, Missy (I don't mean any disrespect there, just trying to be mom-like). First, Peeps are made here in my fair Valley (Bethlehem, PA) and second, they taste so much better when they are stale. I usually open my packages of them first to let them get stale before I eat them. You should really take this back. You've offended my neighbors and my heritage. OK, you really didn't, but it sounds cool. Maybe I'll have to send you some fresh onese along with some Hoegarden so you can taste them both. And enjoy both. And life will be good.

StitchyWench said:
You know what I hate? Peeps. It seems nobody else on the world hates Peeps, but I totally do. Now who ruins a marshmallow? Yet somehow they always taste stale and chew like rubber and to make matters worse they are crusted with a bland coating of sugar. The people at Peeps could totally take a lesson from Voodoo Donuts. You coat the damn things in kool aid and then they get a yummy crackly texture with flavor, character and an element of surprise.

So screw you Peeps! I hate you!
Lol! I don't like peeps either. I'm right there with you SW!
Would this change your mind about Peeps?
Well they may be cute for dioramas but they still suck for eating. Not as bad as Necco Wafers but a real close second. They need to take lessons from Moon Pies, now that is how you treat a marshmallow.

Herasmus B. Dragon said:
Would this change your mind about Peeps?
I too hate Peeps and think they're gross. They are a blight on marshmallow kind.

StitchyWench said:
You know what I hate? Peeps. It seems nobody else on the world hates Peeps, but I totally do. Now who ruins a marshmallow? Yet somehow they always taste stale and chew like rubber and to make matters worse they are crusted with a bland coating of sugar. The people at Peeps could totally take a lesson from Voodoo Donuts. You coat the damn things in kool aid and then they get a yummy crackly texture with flavor, character and an element of surprise.

So screw you Peeps! I hate you!
Woooowwwww...suddenly everyone's coming out of the closet about Peeps. This never would have happened on the old Offsprung!
I am a Peeps virgin. I have never wanted to try one.

Speaking of virgin:

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