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My disdain for Michael Bay is well known throughout the interwebs. I find his disregard for coherent storytelling insulting, his constantly moving camera and super-quick edits disorienting, and his attempts at humor cheesy.

These days it seems that he's pretty much becoming a parody of himself.

Take, for instance his latest endeavor, a commercial for Victoria's Secret:

Does it contain the usual Bay-isms? Let's see...

Lots of vehicles? Check.
Loud rock music? Check.
Helicopter? Check.
Quick dizzying cuts? Check.
Explosion? You bet.
Leering shots at scantily clad women? Well, it is for Victoria's Secret so I guess that one kind of gets a pass.

While some filmmakers grow and challenge themselves to push the boundaries of their art, it's interesting to watch a director pull the same tricks out of the same bag every time he gets behind the camera.

If you liked what you saw, mark your calendars for the summer of 2011 when Transformers 3 comes out.

Tags: commercials, humor

kommishoner Comment by kommishoner on December 10, 2009 at 1:34pm
Hey, that pool shot isn't legal! Feet on the floor, missy!
John T. Capp Comment by John T. Capp on December 10, 2009 at 2:06pm
SEND IN THE FEMBOTS!
Alan Comment by Alan on December 10, 2009 at 2:23pm
That was disorienting more than sexy. A couple more views and might get conditioned to feel vertigo the next time I see victoria's secret ad.
The Oracle Comment by The Oracle on December 10, 2009 at 6:24pm
Well, in my book that would be an improvement on your current reaction to Victoria's Secret ads.
Mamawho Comment by Mamawho on December 10, 2009 at 8:01pm
Were those crystals on her face? Because it rather looks like a sparkly case of chicken pox. Odd.
Mamawho Comment by Mamawho on December 10, 2009 at 8:03pm
Or vampire pox.

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