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Lego Vacation

I didn’t think it was possible, but this summer vacation has managed to out-Lego our spring break trip to Legoland. And I’m not just talking about all the hours of free time and playdates spent building with Lego bricks. It seems like everywhere we’ve turned this summer, there’s been some Lego-themed attraction.

The Boy’s school offered a Leg

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Added by TykeGeist on August 7, 2010 at 10:00pm — 5 Comments

I Scream, You Scream

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You know, ice cream is delicious and all, but it sure is high maintenance for something that’s supposed to be a lighthearted summer treat. Seriously. It’s not just a dessert; it’s an event dessert, a destination dessert. We she

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Added by TykeGeist on June 27, 2010 at 1:00pm — 14 Comments

Spontaneous Summer?

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Well, here we are. Summer vacation. It’s always such a busload of expectations, isn’t it? There’s more to this season than just a pleasant change in the weather, I tell you. It means something. The school year, with all its frustrations and challenges, simply e… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on June 19, 2010 at 12:00am — 7 Comments

S-M-R-T!

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Popular opinion may not be fond of “elitists” these days, but we sure do love our winners. Perhaps that explains the incessant mixed messages in pop culture about whether it’s okay to be smart or not. Use big words so nobody can under

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Added by TykeGeist on May 27, 2010 at 10:00pm — 32 Comments

“Play Enjoyed By All”

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I have a love/eye-roll relationship with theater. It’s something I aspired to as a girl, had some moderate success with in high school and college, and then just sort of stuffed under the bed in mild embarrassment for most of my adult life. It’s quite an experience… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on May 19, 2010 at 11:16pm — 8 Comments

Power to the Kids’ Table!

Photobucket Who’s ready for a little “Goofus and Gallant” action, here? Gallant first: I just finished writing a nice little article about nutrition for Little Girl’s preschool newsletter. I’m not much of an… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on April 18, 2010 at 5:00pm — 12 Comments

Lessons Learned at Legoland

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1. Trust your instincts
People may express surprise, maybe even a little concern, that you’ve planned a multi-day visit to Legoland. No Disneyland? No Wild Animal Park? More than one day at Legoland? Really? What else are you going to do on your trip?… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on April 3, 2010 at 7:30pm — 10 Comments

Safety Dance

Little Girl had her first brush with crime recently. That time when the K-9 Unit chased a guy through our backyard doesn’t count since she was only a baby. This incident was a lot less dramatic, but still pretty unnerving. Some guy followed a parent into our little cooperative preschool at pick-up time, walked down the hallway to the cubby area, and helped himself to some purses (not mine, thankfully, although it was sitting right there with a big “steal me” sign on it).

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Added by TykeGeist on March 20, 2010 at 9:00pm — 10 Comments

P is for Pink

Photobucket Honestly, I don’t know what to make of the whole girly-girl pink thing. Sometimes I want to rail against it, like when I see perfectly cromulent, non-gendered toys available in a pink version specifically for girls – pink T-ball, pink Legos, pink school busses for crying out l… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on February 22, 2010 at 12:30am — 6 Comments

Stroller Coaster

Ah, strollers . . . Yes, yes, we’re not supposed to like Maggie Gyllenhaal’s character in that movie. They did a nice job synthesizing all the sanctimommiest parenting-message-board attitudes into one character there, and I have to admit I enjoyed it. We’ve all been on the receiving end of sanctimommy judgment at some point, haven’t we? I’ve had two c-sections, myself. I know all about it. Still, I’ve never been a big fan of strollers. I came into parenthood with a copy of… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on January 31, 2010 at 2:00am — 12 Comments

What is it About Whole Foods?

Photobucket Driving by Whole Foods the other day, I was suddenly overcome with two strange, near simultaneous pangs of longing: 1) Wishing I could go in and shop, and 2) Missing my son’s baby days. Those two thoughts aren’t as unrelated as they seem. Whole Foods and, to a greater extent,… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on January 11, 2010 at 12:40am — 28 Comments

Shark Jumps and Scandals: A Decade of Quality Preschooler Programming - Part I

This is my version of one of those “Decade In Review” lists. Yes, yes, I’ve only been a parent since 2004. But we’ve consumed so very much preschooler television in those six years, I think I’ve got at least one foot to stand on here. Besides, all the cool pop culture writers are doing it. Take a look, and feel free to add your own if you like! Cast Changes, Derivatives, and Shark Jumps It wouldn’t be television without them. Here are some of my favorites. Blues Clues Even before… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on December 17, 2009 at 12:39pm — 5 Comments

Shark Jumps and Scandals - Part II

Here’s Part II of my little stab at one of those “Decade In Review” pieces. Part I covered “Cast Changes, Derivatives, and Shark Jumps.” Now let’s move on to those memorable scandals that rocked a decade of preschoolers. Sort of. Falls from Grace Won’t someone please think of the children? Baby Einstein Turns out that watching spinning toys and puppets on TV to a score of plinking, tinkling el… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on December 17, 2009 at 12:39pm — 8 Comments

Sing We Joyous All Together

Photobucket When The Boy told me, with a great sense of importance, “On December 17, we’re having a performance,” I immediately started clearing my mental calendar. “Everyone will have a job to do,” he went on happily. “And my teacher said you can come!” I have to admit, I’m way more… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on December 6, 2009 at 10:38pm — 14 Comments

Keeping Thanksgiving Around

Photobucket Poor Thanksgiving, always getting lost in the shuffle of holidays. You can jazz it up with Tofurky or turducken or a 30-quart fryer for your turkey . . . but brother, it ain’t Christmas. Even… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on November 19, 2009 at 11:18am — 11 Comments

Flu Shot Clinics Are This Year’s “Baby Loves Disco”

Photobucket It was a dark and stormy afternoon, and the kids and I were haunting aisle after spooky aisle of Halloween displays at our local kick-ass holiday store. All manner of ghosts and ghouls adorned every corner, not to mention crowds of… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on November 9, 2009 at 12:00am — 14 Comments

Scary is as Scary Does

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“Night on Bald Mountain” from Disney’s Fantasia It’s not very often that I feel compelled to reach through the computer and give a fellow blogger a 12-Step-style hug, but I had a moment like that reading Daddy Geek Boy’s recent… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on October 18, 2009 at 5:30pm — 34 Comments

How Do You Like Your Screen Time?

Photobucket I know computer time is supposed to count as “screen time” for kids, the same as sitting in front of the television. I’m not going to dispute it because I’m sure I don’t have an academic foot to stand on from an early-childhood-development perspective. But I will say that,… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on October 10, 2009 at 10:54pm — 3 Comments

Warming Up to the New "Electric Company"

Back in the days before You Tube and widespread DVDification of classic television shows, “The Electric Company” was my 1970’s-nostalgia white whale. I loved my “Rhoda” re-runs on Nick and Nite and retro talk-show performances by the likes of John Lennon or Jefferson Airplane on VH1, but my beloved “Electric Company” was nowhere to be found. Even my fellow pop culture geeks seemed woefully indifferent to the series, although occasionally I’d find someone who’d fondly remember Paul the Gorilla or… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on September 28, 2009 at 2:30pm — 13 Comments

Even in Australia

Photobucket You know those childhood classics that made your young-adult self look forward to having kids of your own someday? That’s how I felt about Judith Viorst’s… Continue

Added by TykeGeist on September 18, 2009 at 12:52am — 8 Comments


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